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Now the Heaven says you must have sex with one of them. Choose. 

31%
46 deviants said A CDROM that only reads pirated CDs.
25%
37 deviants said A lizard that eats chocolate only.
21%
31 deviants said A dandelion of red color.
8%
12 deviants said A mobile phone with only 6 buttons.
7%
10 deviants said A memory stick with no driver support.
3%
5 deviants said A tablet with no pen and button.
3%
4 deviants said A wallet with 100 calendar cards.
3%
4 deviants said A pair of earbuds with blazes.

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:iconedit-dsn:
edit-dsn Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2005
by far the weirdest poll ive eva seen o.O
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:iconbluelance:
bluelance Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2005   Digital Artist
wow. this looks to me like a LOT of desperate people :|
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:icontheatreofwar:
theatreofwar Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2005
You technically can't have sex with an object, can you?
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:iconpoisoned-hopedbliss:
poisoned-hopedbliss Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2005
dandilions - wont be painful!
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:iconivyc:
ivyc Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2005  Professional General Artist
A CDROM that only reads pirated CDs.

Why?

I like a bad boy. ;)
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:iconwintergal:
wintergal Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2005
the dandelions..
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:iconjamesdpearson:
jamesdpearson Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2005
memory stick... i enjoy a challenge, plus my stick has virtually no support anyways... :|
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:iconshima-tetsuo:
shima-tetsuo Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2005
hmmm.. a tablet with no pen and button... pretty ironic..:)
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:iconshima-tetsuo:
shima-tetsuo Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2005
hmmm.. a table with no pen and button... pretty ironic..:)
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:iconpolarix:
polarix Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
The lizard is at least animate.
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:iconrds-:
rds- Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
I was gonna go with either the lizard or the dandelion.

The dandelion because it'd be so rare, and awesome looking.
But I went with the lizard out of pure shock value.

Fucking cost me a fortune to feed it :P
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:iconjmayinc:
jmayinc Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005   Writer
I choose the mobile phone, cuz at least a phone has vibrate:lmao:
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:iconangelica-jj:
Angelica-JJ Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005   Traditional Artist
I'm an agnostic/atheist. I don't give a flying sh*te what the Heaven says. :| :thumbsup:
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:iconcleared:
Cleared Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
I might sound like a noob but im old enough for this kind of talk.

I don't understand what the topics mean....help?
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:iconsalax:
salax Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
The CDROM, at least it has a hole in it :o
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:icondjonasse:
DJonasse Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
A CDROM that only reads pirated CDs

50% of what goes into it anyway, so...
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:iconyosh-dewd:
yosh-dewd Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
red dandelion ^_^
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:iconingenuousglow:
IngenuousGlow Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
given that i am a moth in disguise :frail: a red dandelion it would be
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:iconjknox:
JKnox Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Well let's see.

The memory stick with no driver support... well that won't work cause a stick that can't drive is no stick at all.
A tablet with no PEN or BUTTON, I mean c'mon what's there left to use!
A wallet with 100 callender cards...well that's way to many partners for me.
A pair of earbuds with blazes...I don't know what blazes is but it doesn't sound good, no pun intended, so no thank you.
A dandelion of red color...hmm I don't know if dandelions come in red but I don't think so and since I'm kind of a naturalist I'll have to say no. But if they did come in red then this would be the one.
A lizard that only eats chocolate...I'm not into THOSE types of play so no, no lizard.
A mobile phone with only 6 buttons...I have nothing against the handicap that being said there's too much tension between me and my own phone for me to go out and mess around with some random phone...I'm sick of dropped calls! grrr.
SO that leaves a CD-Rom that only reads pirated CD's...and i kind of see this one as the bad boy of the bunch, the naughty one and I like naughty. CD-Rom you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right right round round.
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:iconauzzieamanda:
auzzieamanda Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
the lizard :confused:
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:iconleeg-:
LeeG- Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
dandelions it is for me, if you get caught with dandelions you can come up with some excuse like medicinle (sp?) reasons lol
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:icontoffee:
toffee Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
LIZARD DAWG!

:glomp:
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:iconandrewmar:
andrewmar Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
this is odd...hmmm...everybody has to have sex with a dandelion at least once in their lives...sex with the dandelion it is!
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:iconreflection-x13:
Reflection-X13 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
totally would have sex with the dandelion
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:iconpsycholeprechaun:
PsychoLeprechaun Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
The lizard. It gives me an excuse to go out and buy buttloads of chocolate.
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:iconers:
ers Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
Memory stick, of course. I AM male, all males should chose that. You don't know what pleasures a memory stick kan give. ;)
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:iconwreckx:
wreckx Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005   Photographer
grr i don't wanna vote now :(
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:iconc4l3b:
c4l3b Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
I'd say lizard that eats chocolate!
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:iconisarl:
Isarl Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
I don't even know what to say... :confused:
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:iconnohbudy:
Nohbudy Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
CD-roms are hawt! Pirate disks only or not, there will be sweeet loooove tonight!
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:iconbjnorberg:
bjnorberg Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
I choose.......... the lizard that only eats chocolate.
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:iconsatesh:
Satesh Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
A memory stick with no driver support.

i like a challenge...
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:iconcouleur:
couleur Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
A mobile phone with 6 buttons... weird poll...
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:iconm0rpheus:
m0rpheus Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2005  Professional Artist
well it all depends if it's one of those phones that you can dictate to or not, you know. :P
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2005
Must be a Hell in disguise. :roll: But if I have to choose it must be the dandelions!
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